Sunday, 27 September 2009
There's a call to lower t-shirts in any public place,
To cover up bare bellies that wobble in your face.
I blame the super models for setting such a trend,
With their skeletal flat tummies and clothes all carefully hemmed.
Its the height of summer fashion for girls it's all the rage,
Tops, stop short of covering spare tyres - of any age.
Wearing high cut T-shirts, displaying big pink hearts,
They parade the shopping centres with guts that should play darts.
Bring back the shrink wrapped gut i say, all toned and tucked and nice;
- the one that doesn't overhang,
- the one that's out of sight.
Back into high waist Levis, that's where tummies should be put!
Away from public view again. Lets banish public gut!
It's definitely a suitcase of - the emperors new clothes.